Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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