Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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