lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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