I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i was born a porn star she said
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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