Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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