thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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