Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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