I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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