I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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