even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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