ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm really busy with my period
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