If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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