talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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