On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
you never un-have a 4some
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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