did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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