with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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