pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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