There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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