Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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