We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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