i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
she peed on how many people?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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