bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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