I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
