I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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