I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Bring me that man meat
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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