i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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