It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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