I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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