And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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