he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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