So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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