I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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