Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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