You just made me feel so damn special
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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