I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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