If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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