Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
this will be a night to untag.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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