letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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