i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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