i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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