I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
