If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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