if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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