did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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