I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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