Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
its liver damage thursday
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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