Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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