All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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