he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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