windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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