is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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