Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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