There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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