so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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