He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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