She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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